It could only happen to me! I offered to buy the toast for us all this morning in work - bad idea! It was 8:55am, i made a life changing decision at the lifts: "Go the loo or just go straight down in the lift to get toast?...hmmm - toast".
Well what a decision that was...the lift came up, i jumped in, then the doors closed....I couldn't get out, the buttons didn't work, the doors wouldn't open - OH NO!
"HELLLLLLLLP!", "HELLLLLOOOOOO!"
- nothing. Fuck!
I pressed the alarm button, politely at first then, BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- nothing, &*%&^£*&%
My hands flapped around my clothes, my phone? where is it? Oh crap, on my desk! The one time i decided not to stick it in my pocket and i need it the most!
My hand started to grip the side of the lift, i started imagining the lift colliding to the bottom of the lift shaft and leaving a crumpled pile of Hayley on the floor. Then i started imaging the Diet Coke guy making his way from the roof of the lift to rescue me. "I don't want you, to be no slave....i don't want you, to work all dayyyyy, but i want you, to be true and i just wanna make lurve to youuuu!"
Back to reality - panic starts to set in, i need a wee, i am starving, i am stuck in a chewy ridden, smoke smelling lift! - 10 mins later..........
"helllllllp"
(guy)-Hello, are you stuck?
"yeh please can you get me out"
(guy)-ok one second i will go and call somebody! -
(get somebody? What happened to men prizing the doors open with ease - like they do on the films?).
Whilst waiting for the guy to get some help and then i started to imagine some fit burly firemen to come and rescue me from this metal prison. To give me a firemans lift out of here, check my airway.........
THEN, the doors opened and my hero was................
An old bald guy with a metal ruler! He wasn't even the building manager, just some guy. I was fuming when i finally reached the office. I was ringing that alarm for 15 minutes and no one came to my rescue! I called upstairs to reception and reported the lift. "oh yeh that alarm doesn't work!" - NOW THEY TELL ME!
5 comments:
Ha Ah so funny i can imagine you there shiting your self whats with the guy with the metal ruler what the hell was he doin with a metal ruler is that how he opened the doors Lol Frm Lee J Xxx
I think we saw deep into your psychy there Haylz! Some one wants to be rescued aye?? Ha! You don't need to worry in lift, the cables that hold them up are 6-9 times stronger than they need to be, they have breaking system that will never let you hit the floor and I hate to burst your bubble but there in NO roof access panel in a lift!! Ha! I think I've just ruined every female fantasy there!! Never leave your mobile behind Haylz! Never!
Bless you! What a start to the day!
Pol x
'Hello, are you stuck?'
-No I'm yelling just for the hell of it!
Glad you came out safe but scary in a way. Sorry I've been MIA; Love ya!
XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess
Thats why I dont ride elevators- too scary!
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